“Not Enough Sage for This Sh*t” – Galaxy Witch Edition Women's Softstyle Tee

When the vibes are off and the chaos is loud, this shirt says what your aura is screaming: You’ve tried breathing. You’ve tried boundaries. Now it’s time for sage and sarcasm.

Featuring a spellbinding witch adorned in roses, crystals, and sacred smoke, this design blends cosmic glam with witchy grit. The vibrant galaxy splash brings the drama while your inner peace handles the rest (barely). Whether you’re dodging toxic energy, dead-end convos, or one more damn retrograde—this shirt is your shield.

🪄 Perfect for:

• Spiritual rebels

• Energy workers with attitude

• Tarot queens, crystal carriers, moon-watchers & stress-dodgers

• Anyone who hits their sage limit before noon

Available on ultra-soft tanks and tees. Custom neck print reads: “Low tolerance. High frequency.”
You’re not just wearing a shirt—you’re casting a boundary.

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Product features
- Ribbed knit collar for durability and shape retention
- Shoulder tape for added stability and structure
- Double needle stitching for long-lasting wear
- Semi-fitted design for a flattering silhouette
- Soft fabric made from 100% ringspun cotton

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean